ELF: Urgh my washer is broken -__-“.
Heechul: I’ll call siwon you can use his abs as a washing board.

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legit?

OMG if it is legit, then there are EUNHYUK AND SIWON SOLOS!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!! SHOOT ME!!!!!

(Source: inlovewithkyu)

Q: “Who’s the member you envy most in the group?”
Siwon: “No one.”
Kyuhyun: “That’s because he’s already perfect.

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MC: “Was it hard to learn Chinese?”
Siwon: “It was hard.”
Donghae: “It was VERY hard.”
Ryeowook: “It was INCREDIBLY hard.”
Kyuhyun: “I Don’t have any words left.

Anonymous

Regardless if it is M or H, there is an SJ in front.

Choi Siwon (Super Junior)

— SJ : “I see what you did there.”

iamjaceyandlovesuju:

ONE OF THE BEST PERFORMANCES EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
SO SO SEXY ROFL!!! 

KYA at Siwon’s super-ultra-smexi-expressions! AND LOOK at Hyukkie oppa go in that performance!!! Everyone was SUPER EXTRA SEXY HERE!!!

ahhhh, the good times LOL!

(They are acting out the Titantic scene in english XD)
Siwon: *Holds Hangeng’s hand* Rose…
Hankyung: Oh no! Very dangerous!
Siwon: It’s okay, come here and close your eyes.
Hankyung: Okay…wow beautiful!
Siwon: Do you trust me?
Hankyung: YES I do trust you!
Siwon: *Gives weird look at Hankyung* You fly!
Hankyung: *Opens eyes* OH beautiful! *Points at Donghae* OH look, a fish!

Super Junior Full House

Leeteuk: I’m smiling like U-kiss (he means like Dong Ho)
Siwon: There’s ten years age gap between them!
Hangeng: It’s 12 years!
Leeteuk: There’s no need to point that out!
Host: Ahh, so Hankyung who pretends he’s forgotten Korean until he had to point out the 12 year age gap!

Star Golden Bell

Heechul: Didn’t we just say that God is very fair? I have the good looks, the brain and the knowledge… so of course I don’t have a good temper!

Love Letter

Heechul: Have you seen a ghost before?
Siwon: My father, went to a prayer meeting to pray one time, a long time ago. Then one person suddenly collapsed, he was shaking and had foam in his mouth and said, “you did this to me” in a low voice. Then the pastor went to him and prayed and he got better like nothing happened.
Heechul: *laughs* The point of this story is that we should believe in church. To believe in God.
Siwon: If you believe in God, you will have a blessed life.
Heechul (who is an atheist): Then you are saying I’m living a curse life?

Mystery 6

*Everyone asking Kibum how the meat tastes*
Kibum: *still chewing…finally stops…then says…* It’s not cooked~

Super Junior Full House

Siwon: “Hankyung’s body… I saw everything!”
Hankyung: “NO!”
Siwon: “So, so sexy!”
Hankyung: “NOO! I saw everything too!

Happy Camp

You don’t need to be an ELF from beginning, you only need to be an ELF till the end.

-Choi Siwon